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Millions of American women can relate: But even though UPS men on film are exaggerated in the looks department, is there any class of male in the whole world with more allure than the brown-Bermuda-shorted, brown-socked, hot ups guy at single hatted, UPS delivery man?

My heart begins to pound whenever I see that brown truck coming up the driveway, being driven by. Or do they?

This is a disturbing thought, because Frenchwomen might woo the UPS man with wine, the Italian women might ply him with panetta and prosciutto.

So let us hope that UPS has not gone global. Not that it matters.

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I would yps into the truck with the UPS man in a hot second and be whisked away to deliver packages in romantic Flatshrub, Kentucky. Women find you scrum-tiddly-umptious.

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Those darling shorts and socks make the UPS man appeal to women simultaneously in our singls to be pampered with packages and our maternal instincts. But he is always in a hurry, and perhaps this is his greatest attraction. He is a will-o-the-wisp, ephemeral as a butterfly.

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You get just a glimpse of those socks and shorts, just enough to drive you wild—and he is gone. What about when UPS men switch to long pants in the winter?

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